Did you ever ask a parent to write you an excuse note for a class? Well this UK student did and this note to her daughter’s Physical Education teacher is so clever, it just had to go viral.
“‘She’s suffering from Bone-idle-it is:” her mom writes.
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Woman caught trying to sneak into European Union by hiding in her husband’s suitcase
Imagine the shock on Polish guard’s faces when they asked a French man to open his suitcase and a woman popped out!
According to an article on dw, “border guards have detained a French citizen who packed his Russian wife in a suitcase, attempting to smuggle her over the Belarus border.” According to officials the man was in his 60’s and was traveling from Moscow to Nice by train.
“The size of the man’s suitcase drew the attention of the officers, border guard spokesman Dariusz Sienicki said, To their surprise, a woman in her 30s emerged. It was the Russian wife of the owner of the suitcase.”
The woman was in good condition and didn’t need any medical attention. After all their planning and her amazing act of contortion, they were informed that her attempt to be smuggled over the Belarus border was unnecessary.
“people without European Union citizenship are allowed to enter the passport-free Schengen zone if they can prove they are married to an EU citizen!”
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Planet Fitness gym bans woman over her complaints of transgender woman in locker room
A woman’s gym membership is cancelled when she refused to stop telling other members that “a man” was using the women’s locker room.
In a report by mlive, Yvette Cormier explained the incident occurred Saturday, February 28th, at a local Planet Fitness in Michigan.
“I was blocked, because a man was standing there,” Cormier said. “It freaked me out because, why is a man in here?”
Cormier said she was told by an employee that “the individual identifies as a woman.”
But that explanation didn’t matter to Cormier who took her complaints to Planet Fitness’ corporate office where they told her “the gym was a ‘no judgement zone’ and they would not tell the individual in question to stay out of the women’s locker room.”
A statement was released by the public relations director , Mccall Gosselin, for Planet Fitness states that members can use the locker room corresponding with their personal gender identity.
Once again Cormier disagreed with Planet Fitness, so she “returned to the gym each day between Monday and Thursday. Cormier said she told women in the locker room about the individual she observed in the bathroom the weekend before…Cormier said she then got a call from Planet Fitness’ corporate office telling her that she was violating their “no judgement” policy. She said, they asked if she was going to stop talking to other women in the locker room and she said she would not.”
Cormier’s membership was cancelled since the gym has a non-discrimination policy, “Planet Fitness is committed to creating a non-intimidating, welcoming environment for our members,” the statement read. “Our gender identity non-discrimination policy states that members and guests may use all gym facilities based on their sincere self-reported gender identity.”
Cormier told the paper she Feels Planet Fitness could provide a 3rd locker room for transgender people.
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Woman caught and arrested for smuggling 70k in her stomach
According to the Associated Press, a 40 year old woman was arrested in the Dominican Repulic after authorities caught her with this loot.
She had $69,000 inside her suitcase and had divided the $70,000 up into 16 capsules inside her gut.
She was arrested at Punta Cana airport.
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Mother admits to loving her dog more than her son and her reason will surprise you
If You’re Matilda the four year old west highland terrier, you’re one happy puppy, but if you’re William her 11 year old son, you may not be too happy.
Basically, in a letter written to the mailonline, Kelly Rose admits she loves her dog more than her son.
She wrote, “Everything I do for Matilda results in love and gratitude. Every plate of food is gulped down amid much tail-wagging and excitement; the mere mention of a walk produces yaps of joy and wet doggy kisses.
By contrast, no matter how many meals I dream up for William, how many of his clothes I launder or how many times I take him swimming or to after-school clubs, I barely get a word of recognition or thanks”
If you’re a pet owner, have you ever had similar feelings?
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woman marries herself
Grace Gelder, who’s been single for almost six years and weary of getting into a rut, described a “relationship with someone else as too much hard work!”“My parents, who are very open-minded, also took it in their stride. They’d got used to my attraction to the wild and the wacky. “As long as it makes you happy, Grace, we’re fine with it,” was their reaction.
And although I’m pretty sure a lot of my friends weren’t convinced that I would go through with it, those I initially confided in thought it was a great idea and were really supportive.”
So, on her wedding day, she sent out 20 evites and was pleasantly surprised that she had over 50 guests.
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Cancer awareness gone wrong-major error?
A students breast cancer cupcake design went in a different direction, something with the runny batter or inexperience with baking tools, either way the ribbons look a little odd, right?
